Welcome to HOBOvertise!
Are you looking
for a new, exciting way to market your business or company?
Do you have a product that you feel everyone on the street should know
about?
Have a party coming up, need a little extra promotion on the streets?
Well then look no futher!
Our goal at HOBOvertise is to help you advertise where the people are, the streets! What better way to get people's attention than a walking billboard, and what better people to carry those billboards than HOBOS! Its genius, why has nobody thought of it before. They are always on the street, usually in busy areas looking for money, food, beer, drugs, sex, clothes, needles, pets, friends, shopping carts, children, etc, so why not use this to your advantage! How many times a day do you see a homeless man sitting in the subway or on the streets begging for money? I see them hundreds of times a day. Now, how many times do you pay attention to the signs they are holding? I don't even bother looking at them. Now picture a bum holding a neon poster with YOUR company advertised on it. Maybe you get one of our upgraded packages, now picture that same bum with lights strapped to him. Its like a walking christmas tree!
We offer many different packages for HOBOvertising. If you want the simple route, which is also the cheapest, due to bum-circumstances, we will create a poster and find a random sleeping bum, we will gently place the advertisement on top of him/her and BAM! instant advertising. This is the cheapest because there is no telling how long the bum will be asleep for or how long he'll keep the poster, but chances are he will use it over and over again for a bed. Now if your a little more ambitious and want to really draw attention we have the "Bum-tastic" package. We have certain bums all over the city that are willing to wear a poster as well as flashing lights all over their bodies. They will do this for 20 hours a day in big city areas. Now if a bum with flashing lights all over him doesn't get peoples attention, I don't know a form of advertising that will.
