SERVICES/PACKAGES

Basic Package $99 - 1 Hobo, 1 Sign, Undetermined Length
We will place your ad over a sleeping hobo in a public place and run. We can't say how long the hobo will keep the sign for, but chances are if its made out of cardboard, he'll hold onto it for a long time, or at least until it rains.

Bum-tastic Package $199 - 1 Hobo, 1 Sign, 1 Week
One of our premiere hobos will place a sign around his/her neck for an entire week advertising your business as they patrol the streets of downtown while begging for money, playing the elusive "bucket drum", or even selling candy to help buy jerseys for their "baseball team".

Bum Brawl Package $499 - 3 Hobos + Lights, 3 Signs, 3 Fights
We will find 3 hobos, cover them in christmas lights and throw your sign around their necks, go into a public park, art show, concert, festival, etc and battle 3 times. We are not responsible if the hobos get arrested and they come asking you for questions, we will deny all responsibilty and we will relocated the hobos to a different market.

EXTREME Hobo Package $999 - 5 Hobos + Lights, 5 Signs, 1000 Flyers, 1 Week
We will setup 5 hobos, covered in christmas lights, with your signs to walk around the city handing out flyers to people on the street. This is the ultimate way to get yourself noticed.

*Note* All of our hobos are paid in restaurant gift cards, not cash. We do not condone the use of drunken hobos for recreational use in anyway. All our hobos are paid promptly (with gift cards) and do not do anything against their will. We do not harm the hobos in anyway.